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  • The Definition of Magic

    Word of the Week

    Magic

    magic n., adj., & v. —n. 1 a the supposed art of influencing the course of events by the occult control of nature or of the spirits. b witchcraft. 2 conjuring tricks. 3 an inexplicable or remarkable influence producing surprising results. 4 an enchanting quality or phenomenon. —adj. 1 of or resulting from magic. 2 producing surprising results. 3 colloq. wonderful, exciting. —v.tr. (magicked, magicking) change or create by magic, or apparently so.

    Definition courtesy of the Concise Oxford Dictionary

    The beauty of these Wednesdaily Words of the Week is that, even (or I should say especially) when I have nothing whatsoever worth writing about, I can simply dip into the dictionary, type up the definition of a choice word, leave it at that, and I've wholly stuck by my pact to write on here at least once a week. It can work as a sort of illusion, in fact. I mean, to the casual visitor, at first glance it may look like something interesting and worth reading - and, indeed, the definition itself is. The down side is that a slightly closer inspection uncovers my methods, and I'm revealed as a gibbering fraud. And this could have the long-term effect of sending the customers off in disgust, making a mental note to themselves never to 'click here' whenever they see The Life and Times of Miblo del Carpio in shiny blue letters on their screen. But, that's no unusual thing, I'd wager, for I'm sure there are plenty of visitors to this blog who have had such a reaction to their experience, so I suppose it's only polite of me to address the issue directly. You know, not make an attempt to hide gibberish under a cloak of literacy and so insult the intelligence of my good visitors, but reveal it in all its fraudulent glory. At least it's honest, what? There's something to be said for it. I say it's a sort of illusion, but a devoted fan (if such a thing exists) may be inclined, with all his good-heartedness, to describe it as pure, honest Magic.

  • Miblo del Carpio's Return

    My friends,

    Señor del Carpio has returned from his absence, brown-faced, bushy-tailed, and in merry mood. It's a pleasure, and somewhat of a relief, to see him again. The prospects weren't good at his departure: the rain was falling torridly, and one could see no end, or abatement to it; bad as it was, it almost seemed a prelude to more treacherous conditions, and I feared for my master's safety on his journey. However, my fears were soon alleviated when, just an hour after he dissolved into the torrential landscape, the rain stopped, the clouds parted, and the sun shone down in all her splendour. The relief, my friends! It was weather so strong I could not doubt that it had spread throughout the whole country. And, indeed, upon his return, my master happily confirmed my supposition, and after shutting himself away with his guitar for some time, told me all of his adventures, and furnished me with his holiday photography.

    A selection of which I now publish here for your pleasure, and will wittily call:

    Crosthwaite Caption Competition


    As for your humble servant in his master's absence, I went down to the local servant's enclave, and met up with my old pals, Sancho and Jeeves. Sancho is now grown very old, his solid grey beard falls well below his knees, and the glint in his eyes is merrier than ever - especially after a skin or two of wine. Stoic Jeeves is still his timeless old self, the old Fedual spirit in him has faded not at all, and the breadth of his knowledge has broadened still wider than when last we met, and I am even more firmly convinced that mine own knowledge will never attain the same standard as his. It's always a pleasure when the three of us come together, and after the week at the enclave had elapsed and we must return to our homes to ready them for our masters, we parted, much rejuvinated, with many wishes of good health, and declarations that the next time can not come soon enough. Not that I don't have a deep love for serving my master, you understand! I do, and would rarely wish to pass the time in any other occupation. But a little time with my friends provides a nice change, and when my master returns I continue to serve him with a renewed fervour, frequently with fresh ideas from Jeeves to enable me to make his life as pleasant as possible, and I would not doubt that the break from me does not a little to boost the spirits of my master, the admirable Miblo del Carpio. Thus, I feel, a good time was had by all.


    Word of the Week

    Meadow

    meadow n. 1 a piece of grassland, esp. one used for hay. 2 a piece of low well-watered ground, esp. near a river.

    Definition courtesy of the Concise Oxford Dictionary

  • Miblo del Carpio's Marvellous Digital Camera

    Canon IXUS 70 Digital Camera
    SanDisk Extreme III 2GB SD Card
    Canon DCC-60 Soft Leather Case
    SanDisk ImageMate 12in1 Card Reader

    He's done it, my friends! My master has finally bought himself a digital camera.

    You should have been there to see him unwrap the marvellous object: o! the joy in his face. It would have lightened your heart and cast a ray of sunshine on your day. Gone was the scepticism of old, from when digital cameras were first introduced and he smiled at the sight of those uncouth characters, holding their gadget a good foot from their eye. Eagerly he unwrapped his newest acquisition, excitement pumping through his arteries, threw in the Li-ion battery pack, the SD Card, and turned it on.

    Instantly the screen lit up. The speed of it is incredible. I, personally, have used other digital cameras that take a good few seconds to boot up. Not so with my master's. In just three seconds (less, if one is particularly nimble) the camera can be turned on, have taken a photograph, and be turned back off. It really is a marvel. And quality is in no way compromised to compensate for this speed. Pictures are taken at a blistering 7.1 mega pixels, and the plethora of options ensure that in whatever conditions he may wish to photograph, the results will be of the highest quality. Thoroughly pleased he is, and I for him.

    This Saturday my master goes away for a week, and this camera will go with him; unfortunately, I will not. The outcome is that next Wednesday the 11th I will be unable to record anything about the life of Miblo del Carpio, and so you will be unlikely, barring a technological miracle, to be able to read anything new here on said date. But, once he is back, and has told me all about his adventures, you will be sure to learn all from me.

    With kindest regards,

    Your faithful servant.


    Word of the Week

    Marvellous

    marvellous adj. 1 astonishing. 2 excellent. 3 extremely improbable.

    Definition courtesy of the Concise Oxford Dictionary

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